Arbori Domus

orbsteeb:

catcall a woman, imo. it’s a compliment, really. be sure to comment upon the size and weight of her talons. the sheen of her feathers, bladed in anticipation of the leap. her surreal immensity. the graceful arc she describes as she stoops to disembowel you

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maisonmartinmargielous:

Having small talk with people from high school feels like untangling headphones

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avengingclaims:

Really, bullets? Do bad guys even try anymore?

Let me guess, these are H.A.M.M.E.R tech bullets.

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madmanwithoutabluebox:

I just need this omg

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• Question: THIS BUS IS NOT FOR YOU BEN. - sarcasticsharkz
• Answer:

  STOP DIGGING, DOG!

doctorwho:

Bow ties were never cooler.

In case you missed yesterday’s news, The BBC has announced that Matt Smith is to leave Doctor Who after four years on the show.

little-red-ridinghoodie:

when people treat you unkindly, be kind. be kind to everyone, all the time, so when you murder them, leave no clues behind and no one will suspect you.

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richard-sp8-jr:

pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

d o  y o u 

i’ll never be able to unsee this you bitch

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best-of-funny:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died. nerd life.

X

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milajewnis:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive 

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